Monday, August 04, 2008

The Votes Are In!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After a long week of tallying votes, recording votes, asking people to vote, then tabulating more votes, running the whole fucker through an independent verification committee -- The Law Offices of Bryce, Dallas and Howard -- we have finally have a winner.

The winner is: Amulet.

I would like to thank all you Andy McGowans for voting. The competition was close. Neck and goddamned neck down to the wire. Here's how the whole thing shook loose:

Amulet: 35
Sherpa: 22
Bullshit Detective Story: 15
Sharpshooter: 11

And in this vote, which has been interpreted as a ploy to draw attention to myself, all numbers that are not 35 are equal to zero, all numbers that are 35 are equal to one.

Either way, Amulet will be done by August the 22nd.

Good times.

Friday, August 01, 2008

The Pepsi Challenge

Read this interview:

Read my story:

Only one of them is a real person, and only one of them has enough good fortune to be fake.