In honor of my knowing a person that had the ability to get me an interesting job at NaNoWriMo, and my realization that I'm completely screwed for November as I haven't written anything of substance in a while, I'm going to try to post a peice of short fiction at least once a week until the big novel kickoff in November.
Four stories in four weeks, hopefully. I'm going to use the time rational people use for research or planning, and just use it to get the brain unclogged. The November novel will be incredibly difficult as I have no idea what it's going to be about but I'm fairly sure it will be titled "Hello." Fairly sure.
I will have a peice of short fiction posted for all four of you in the next few days. It will be so brilliant your eyes will feel like they've been tobascoed.
One. Foot. Feet. Think about that. One foot. Each. Jesus peesus.