It’s depressing to identify the both of you by name, but why not?
Dearest Andy and Poop,
I just spilled coffee everywhere, hang on one second.
Dearest Andy, Poop, and Damp Pants,
There will be a very important update coming shortly. I’ve been working on something and it will be finished in the next few days. I figure if I leave this note it’ll make me finish it. As it is, it’s been taking me hours just to be satisfied with a few paragraphs at a time. Painstaking. Seriously, I worked on it over the last two nights and maybe got through seven paragraphs of text. Slow. Doesn’t matter. Anyhow. Please be aware of this groundshaking development.
Yours in Christ,