ATTENTION!

Dearest Readers,

It’s depressing to identify the both of you by name, but why not?

Dearest Andy and Poop,

I just spilled coffee everywhere, hang on one second.

Dearest Andy, Poop, and Damp Pants,

There will be a very important update coming shortly. I’ve been working on something and it will be finished in the next few days. I figure if I leave this note it’ll make me finish it. As it is, it’s been taking me hours just to be satisfied with a few paragraphs at a time. Painstaking. Seriously, I worked on it over the last two nights and maybe got through seven paragraphs of text. Slow. Doesn’t matter. Anyhow. Please be aware of this groundshaking development.

Yours in Christ,

The Footed.